Friday, 8 January 2016

Silly story 44



Although Henry was an inaffable person, whose politeness and friendliness could hardly be described in words, as an emplayee he was a lazy worker who didn't take his job seriously. It was no wonder then that everybody thought his dismissal from service was entirely justifireable.
Thanks to his patrimoney in cash, deposits, cheques, etc, he was able to manage for a few months until, eventually, he found another job

Silly story 43



Many people tend to think that the best ecolocation to live in, free from any kind of pollution, is to be found where there is no contamination,  far from the hubbub and hustle of immencities  and   from large manufactories, such as industeries that make clothes for dusting.
But even so, the peace and quiet of the place can be easily disturbed by impertenant lodgers.

Silly story 42



When the laybourer denied that he had stolen money from his master, he was asked to attext it, but being totally illiterate he could only stamp his fingerprint on a piece of official paper. Previously, his friend Mark had offered to textify favourably on his behalfif that was thought to be necessary.
To celebrate that they did not arrest him, he went into the nearest inn, and after downing a few beers he was completely innebriate.

Thursday, 7 January 2016

Silly story 41



Ingreasing, as the result of eating too much fried food, is not only unhealthy but also undesirable, if you don't want to run the risk of eventually becoming an abdominable person. If that should happen, you would be lucky not to be also counterfeet. And that is so much so that if you are planning to be a vendoor who sells things going door to door, you are expected not to have artificial lower limbs.

Wednesday, 6 January 2016

Silly story 40



Some politicians are praised for their elocaution when they speak, always trying to be respectful to their opponents. At times,  they can easily be eyedentified by the iris and shape of their sight organs and they are flabberguest when they are  entertained lavishly. Occasionally, they are luxorious and buy expensive gifts to their wives. Those who have pun-friends abroad are happy to spunsor wordplay contests.

Silly story 39


Everybody agree that Ernest was a prodigaol football player who scored higher than most of his team fellows. He belonged to a dinnersty that enjoyed the pleasures of the table and as a devotea he never had coffee for breakfast. He liked shiny, splendorous towns to live in and so he decided to move to Glustre, in the South West of England.