SUMMERIZE: give a résumé of how you spent your summer holidays.

SORROWGATE: despondent person acting as a substitute.

STASTEMENT: oral or written account of the flavour of a certain food or drink.

STALAGMIGHTY: massive pillar of calcium carbonate.

SPUNTANEOUS: improvised word play.

SPUNGE: live off the generosity of wealthy punsters.

SPORETING: interested in the 2008 life simulation, real-time strategy single-player god game.